NIGERIAN PRESIDENT MUST NOT SEE THIS!! MOPOL DIGGING KUKERE WITHIJO-SHINA!!

Habasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!! It's a lie! Iro o! Police got talent?? See steps, see steppings, see wasted talent, kei kei!! Nigerian Police got talent ke? The lady nko? Na baddest azonto she wan display o, no try am, see Akpos for middle doing Shinamania open and close, open and close! Nice1.

Yes that is why Nigerians are the happiest people in the world. An adage says when the IG gesticulates, the corporal must dance on his head! Ijo shinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

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2 BROS RENT SAME ROOM TO 100 PEOPLE IN LAGOS NIGERIA!

Two brothers, Idowu Usman, 40, and Rasheed Usman, 38, have  been arrested and charged before Ejigbo Magistrates’ Court for allegedly defrauding more than 100 prospective tenants of over N2 million in Idimu, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria.

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The two brothers allegedly used a room and parlour apartment located at 9, Adetayo Street, Idimu, Lagos to defraud prospective tenants under false pretence of renting the apartment to them.

When they were arraigned in court, the suspects admitted obtaining the money under false pretence and pleaded guilty to a 13-count charge.

The police at Area M Command, Idimu arrested the brothers when a fight broke out among their victims when they wanted to take possession of the apartment.

According to some of the victims who were present during the court proceeding, it was after they paid for the accommodation and when they wanted to move in that they discovered that more than 100 prospective tenants had also paid for  the same apartment, alleging that all of them  paid over N2 million to the brothers for the apartment.

Some of their alleged victims are Uche Eze, David Nwachukwu, Emmanuel Enyia and  Michael Job.

Nwachukwu narrated in court that he saw an advert that the room and parlour appartment was for rent and when he contacted the suspects, they lured him to pay for one-year rent in line with the state government tenancy law.

He said he did not suspect foul play until when he went to the house and met more than 10 people who wanted to occupy the same apartment.

Another victim, Job, said he fell for their trick when the suspects asked him to pay N120,000 for one year with an agreement fee, which he did. But it was when he went to clean up the place and saw people fighting over the apartment that he realized that he had been duped by the brothers.

Job said it was during the fracas that the police at Area M Command, Idimu were contacted.

The suspects were subsequently arrested after several complaints by  the victims who alleged that they paid the brothers for the same apartment.

The brothers were arraigned before the court on a 25-count charge of obtaining and stealing under the Criminal Code.

They pleaded guilty from count one to 13 of obtaining under false pretence and pleaded not guilty of count 14 to 25 of stealing.

The presiding Magistrate, Mrs M. B. Folami granted them bail in the sum of N200,000 with two sureties in like sum.

The matter was adjourned till 1 July, while the suspects were remanded in prison pending when they will fulfill their bail conditions.

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NIGERIAN GOVERNOR SACKS DRIVER FOR FARTING ON THE WHEELS!

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The no-nonsense governor of Akwa Ibom state has fired one of his official drivers for farting while on the steering. Bu the penalized very senior driver is albeit still in the civil service of the state. Before the big hammer fell on him, he had severally been found guilty of being in the habit of farting while on board with the governor.

Society Reporters reliable source said that on many occasions the governor had warned the recalcitrant driver to wash his stomach by every means to save him from the daily embarrassment. And that in the past, he had been queried several times in connection with such issues, adding that all such actions, appeals and advice had always ended in futility.

It was therefore gathered that the uncivilized habit and the governor’s tolerance got blown over recently when the embattled driver messed up the air in the bullet proof G-class Mercedes Benz jeep the boss was moving around in with one of his visiting colleagues.

As a result of the said misdemeanor, the governor felt embarrassed and told his chief of staff to submit the drivers name for strict disciplinary actions. Instantly, we learnt, the governor who is gradually taking after the late political icon, Chief M.K.O Abiola, in terms of philanthropy and collection of awards and honors, had to break protocol, changed to one of the backup vehicles in his usual very long convoy and continued the journey of showing his colleague around the several projects sites that has made him to be labeled one of the best performing in the country where most of the governors are non-performers.

As you read this, relations and friends of the driver have been visiting the offices and homes of all those considered to have the governor’s ears to plead on his behalf. They have even gone as far as suggesting that “The Pilot” as the embattled driver is fondly addressed, should still be allowed to be at the government house even if he does not drive the governor any longer.

But some people are reading a bizarre meaning into the circumstances that befell the driver. Rather than seeing it as a medical condition that requires the adequate attention of the medics, they are attributing such level of stupidity to some spiritual manipulations. That his enemies and those who don’t wish him well are responsible for the misfortune.

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PASTOR AND LADY, DISGRACED AFTER GETTING DOWN IN CHURCH! (EXPLICITPICTURE).

Pastor and Choir Mistress Caught Having Sex Inside Church

Oh no! This is too difficult to believe. First class adultery. Simply unbelievable! A married pastor (names withheld) and the choir mistress of the church he is pastoring were caught LIVE having sex inside the church in broad daylight.

Those who caught the shameless duo were said to have recovered more than 24 sachet of condom under the carpet beside the church alter!! Well, maybe the condoms are for spiritual tinssssss!! Yea rite. Your comments please.

 


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WIFE DEFACES LADY WITH HOT-IRON!!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!!

 Actress Lola Alao said Married men are the best, wonder what she will tell this defaced lady!!



I’m only 19yrs when l met this fate, it was on sunday when l and a married man agreed to go out at a certain guest house to have a good time as the wife to the man was my very best friend and she was getting ready for church little did l know she knew all our program and the place we were going with her dude.

we arrived and all was well set but just as we were about to start the main program suddenly we saw 7men with pangas, bottle of petrol and other weapons, in no time they set fire on my body with no mercy at all that's when a woman to the man (my best friend) came only to say "all these days l knew that your fateful day will come" then she left. as l was unable to monitor everything l found myself on a bed in hospital lying in agony. the doctors were not even attending me as necessary, as my image was tarnished.

l was told that l was half dead as it took 9 days for me to revive in those days all l could see was angels quarelling for me some saying let her come here (meaning l should die) some saying no lets give her another chance maybe she will change.

People this is my second chance here on earth by grace and hell is still here on earth if we don't change our wicked way hell is waiting for us, all l know am surviving today by grace of the almighty its not too late for the Lord to way away your sins just like my past. 

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MARRIED MEN ARE THE BEST - ACTRESS LOLA ALAO!

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Lola Alao, the Yoruba actress who landed former House of Reps member, Dino Melaye and controversial baby mama, Bisi Ibidapo in a love child drama is at it again! This time she's advising single ladies to go after any married man who looks their direction, not minding the consequences of such act.

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Below is what she advocated for ladies in a recent interview:

"Let me explain something to you; where are the single guys? They are there and not ready to marry. If the single guys are not ready then the next available option should be taken. I believe one should go for whatever makes one happy. If a married man is the one that will make you happy, please go for it. I know married women would be angry with me but it is the truth of the matter".

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WOMAN STRIPPED FOR ADULTERY - GRAPHIC PHOTO.

A married woman has been beaten and stripped naked in public after she was caught sleeping with another man.

The question now is why is it that men hardly get the same treatment when they are caught sleeping with another woman?

Immediately a lady is caught cheating, without people hearing her reasons for such act, she is quickly been tagged as a prostitute, and called all sorts of diminishing names. And even sometimes just like this similar case, beaten and stripped naked in public.

The other question is, what right does a normal human being have to judge another for their doings? Most people are so quick to pass judgement on others knowing fully well they have or will commit such crimes themselves.

Yet people are so quick to claim they are religious knowing fully well that their religion don't support judging others. Is judgement not suppose to be for God?

Please feel free to share your thoughts and opinions about this.

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I AM NOT AS BAD AS PORTRAYED! ACTRESS BIMBO AKINTOLA EXCLAIMS.

Excerpts of interview with Bimbo Akintola culled from myemag.net

A lot of negative stories have been written about you, which of them still pains you and which do you always remember?

I ignore it, sorry! I ignore it. And do you know why – I’m not as bad as people think.

Do you sometimes think about marriage?

Of course, I do. Like every human being on earth, I do. Marriage is such a huge step, it’s deep. Marriage is the relationship that is the most difficult of all relationships. If I can’t see someone and say oh, yeah, I wanna be with this person for the rest of my life or even think it, I won’t do it. I say that all the time and people say oh my God, she said she would never marry, I can’t believe it. That’s not what I’m saying (Voice rising). I’m simply saying if I don’t see someone that I believe I can look at for the rest of my life, I won’t do it.

So, what do you want in a man?

Someone that has principles, integrity, someone that’s kind, someone that’s funny, someone that’s clean (Chuckles). Very clean! Someone that’s compassionate. You see, it’s not about being tall, dark and handsome, it’s not about money. We would work for it together or whatever. My mum didn’t marry my father a rich man. So, I don’t put much emphasis on money. So, it’s not about money or looks, it’s about your heart and your head. So, for me o, I have to be in the person’s heart and the person’s head. Intellect and you know, human feelings.

ACTRESS TONTO DIKEH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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Tonto's face recently has some spots. The Nollywood actress claims that it's mosquitoes that have caused her face to be that rough.

Nigeriafilms.com can authoritatively reveal that it's not any mosquitoes but reactions from her bleaching cream.

One thing this actress has failed to understand is that, no actress lived the life she lives and never had 'Had I Know' to end the story of their lives. I hope someone will please tell Tonto that, time is running fast and one day, all the things she does now and finds joy in it, all the beauty regimen will varnish like air, what now becomes of her? It's a piece of advice, no harsh feeling girl!

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I LOVE WIZKID - ACTRESS IYABO OJO!!

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No doubt, Yoruba actress, Iyabo Ojo, a mother of two, need no introduction  in the world of movies. 

The sexy mamma as they are often addressed in Nigeria, has put in over a decade in entertainment.

At her age, she still wears the under 16 looks that could sweep any man off his feet. However undermining her age, beauty and exposure, you might not know that aunty Iyabo is crazily in love with wonder boy, Wizkid. Did I just hear you ahhh? Here’s what she told us in a recent chat, I so much love that boy, Wizkid, in fact, I love everything about him, especially his unique style of music. 

Wait a minute did that last line ring a bell? oh, you still don’t get it? Ok, calm down. The actress, meant that she’s in love with all of Wizkid’s songs because of its uniqueness. Now you know what I mean. But who doesn’t love Wizkid, even you reading this piece cant deny ever dancing to his songs…

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LADIES GO BIZARRE!

S-h-o-c-k-i-n-g!!! Another Nigerian teenage girl leaked her Nude Photo online....

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MAMA-PUT OWNER RUNS MAD AFTER CONFESSION!!

Buka Owner Runs Mad, After Confessing To Using Mortuary Water To Take Customes' "Destinies" In PortHarcourt

Uses Corpse Water and Menstral Fluid To Prepare delicious ogunfe stew for you!!!

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Pictures of a woman, owner of a popular buka in Portharcourt who confessed last Saturday to using diabolical means to entice customers, as well as take their "destinies." Sounds like the story line of a Nigerian movie, but people, this happened for real.


According to eye witnesses, the Lady above, who is from Akwa Ibom, suddenly ran mad while at her buka located at Aleto in Eleme Local Government area of Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. They say she suddenly started acting bizarre, tore her clothes and started confessing how she employed diabolical means for the growth of her business. In her confession, she said she mixes water used to bathe corpses with her food, as well as water from her private part and menstruation blood. She said she did all these to attract customers whose "destinies" she used for the growth of her business and riches.

She then ran around town naked, confessing her atrocities, appearing to have lost her sanity. The news of her confession spread around the area, and some of her customers((including Okada men) and angry onlookers descended on her and gave her the beating of her life, before Police men intervened and took her away.

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MAN MATCHETES WIFE IN CLASSIC CASE OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!

Please Avoid Any Abusive or Violent Relationship, If your marriage or relationship is abusive, albeit mentally or physically, GET OUT FAST OR END UP LIKE THE WOMAN BELOW!

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NSUKKA—A man who was identified by the police as Sunday Eze (Jnr) has reportedly matcheted his wife to death at the University town of Nsukka in Enugu State.

Eze, alleged to be a native of Agbani Nguru in Nsukka Local Government was said to have killed his wife following a slight misunderstanding he had with her.

Vanguard sources said at Nsukka that the suspect allegedly killed his wife lon Tuesday night in the presence of their only child Onyebuchi Eze, 11. The suspect was alleged to have rebuffed pleas by the child not to kill his mother.

The kid who received a deep cut in his hand in attempt to prevent his father from killing his mother is a form five pupil of a primary school in the area.

The suspect was however said to have had a mental problem before the incident. It was alleged that the suspect had threatened to kill his wife each time they had any disagreement.

Police sources quoted the 11 year old boy as stating that his parents had quarrels that night before his father used his matchet and killed his ‘’mummy,’’ adding, ‘’I rushed him and pleaded but he did not listen to me. He stabbed my mother severally both on the head and legs and on seeing that mummy is dead, he asked me to go to his elder brother’s residence, and tell them what has happened while he also moved to the nearby neighbours to inform them.’’

According to the police sources, Onyebuchi complied as directed by his father only for the assailant to escape into the bush for three days before he was caught by a search party in the community.

The search party headed by one Christopher Ejike Onah alias Papa Nsukka, was said to have apprehended the suspect after ransacking all the nearby bushes and villages.

He was said to have attempted to kill himself with a screw driver which gave him a very deep cut in the throat.before he was arrested on the third night, looking frail and haggard.

The suspect told Vanguard that his late wife was responsible for his mental problem even as he further claimed that she died during a scuffle with him on the fateful night.

“I was told by my diviner that my wife has a hand in my mental problem which causes me internal heat at intervals,’’ the suspect further told Vanguard.

YOU CANT PROBE TINUBU'S CERTIFICATES AGAIN! FINAL WORD!!

Justice Saliu Saidu, in a ruling, dismissed the application on the grounds that the applicant failed to satisfy the mandatory requirement that such application must be filed within three months of the alleged fraudulent action was detected.

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A Federal High Court, Lagos on Tuesday dismissed an application seeking an order to direct Inspector  General of Police to investigate the Action Congress of Nigeria’s National Leader, Bola Tinubu, for false declaration of certificate.

Dr. Adegbola Dominic, a medical doctor, had filed the application for judicial review, to open the allegation of false declaration of certificate levelled against Tinubu by the late Chief Gani Fawehinmi (SAN).

Justice Saliu Saidu, in a ruling, dismissed the application on the grounds that the applicant failed to satisfy the mandatory requirement that such application must be filed within three months of the alleged fraudulent action was detected.

Saidu ruled that the application did not meet the requirements as stipulated in Order 34 Rule 4 of the Federal High Court Civil Procedure Rule, the statue upon which the application was filed.

He said the applicant “went to sleep” since 2007 when the  immunity clause in the constitution could no longer shield Tinubu.

According to him, the applicant suddenly came up to exercise his rights six years after the matter is statue barred. “There is need to comply with stipulated rules of the court.  This matter is grossly out of time and prayer sought cannot be granted,” the judge held.

The applicant had sought for the court order mandating/directing the Inspector General of Police to constitute a panel of the Nigeria Police Force to re-open the case, commence or take over and conclude the investigation of the criminal complaint.

(Punch.ng)