woman wouldn’t be upset if her
husband had a date with Oprah?
I mean, the dating thing is bad
enough — but with Oprah?
When I bought the Enquirer and
handed it to the clerk at the
grocery store — with shame in
my eyes — she also made a
salient point, “Oh, I thought
Oprah was gay.” Right? Haven’t
we heard all those rumors about
Oprah> Yet now she’s dating the
President! And think how it must
be impacting poor Michelle! She
spends all those hours in the
gym, getting those buff arms,
and her hubby falls for Oprah of
all people? It’s just scandalous!
So what’s the scoop? Here’s what
the print edition of Enquirer has
to say,
“Political insiders say Michelle,
46, is seething with rage that
her 49-year old hubby would
dare to ignore her standing
command to stop seeing the
billionaire TV talk host, who the
First Lady sees as her arch-rival
for his attention.
Michelle was so furious she
splurged by spending a
whopping $500,000 on her
vacation in Spain — even
though it makes her hubby look
like he doesn’t care about the
millions of Americans who are
suffering in these bleak
economic times.
…But, when Michelle learned
that Oprah was one of the
guests at his birthday dinner in
Chicago, she blew a gasket, say
insiders. “His relationship with
Oprah has been a sore spot
with Michelle for years, and
when he invited her to his
birthday party, it was like he
was rubbing Michelle’s nose in
it,” says a source.
…Demanding Michelle has been
complaining more and more
that her husband ignores her
and spends more time with his
aides than consulting with her,
says sources.
And, she’s become super-
jealous of Oprah who gave
Obama’s campaign a huge
boost, and continues to
demand that he snub her,
sources add.
Is this juicy material? Absolutely.
Does it sound plausible? It
certainly does. Does it live up to
the billing of an Oprah/Obama
date? Not at all. An invitation to a
birthday party does not a date
make — and thank goodness.
That may spare us the all-too-
common these days Hollywood
celeb sex tape, featuring Oprah
and Obama.
