Friday, 17 January 2014

10 SIGNS SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FOOLING YOU!!

SHE ACTS FRIENDLY WHENEVER SHE IS IN NEED: She calls you all the sweet names, ‘boo boo’, hun, bla bla … only if she wants a favour! You do not need to wait for Nigeria's President Jonathan 2015 before moving on!! 




So, you wish to understand if the woman you’re with is merely out for a gain, company or another stingy reason, herein are the top reasons or things to look out for:

Nothing hurts more than knowing that the person you wish to be with doesn’t want to be with you and typically the simplest factor you’ll do for yourself in such a state of affairs is to abandon ship like Nigeria's Governor Amaechi!

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1. Perpetually requesting for FAVOURS like the Red Cross or United Nations Agency! BIS, hairdo, cosmetics, Brazilian hair, Dubai trip, new car, latest iphone and all, is that all love is about?? Ask yourself mate! Don’t be fooled bro .. some even evoke favours that Bill Gates girl won’t even raise her father. Pend the relationship.

2. SHE seldom return YOUR CALLS, text messages and all. Annoyingly she returns your conversations with funny smiley photos of her family and monosyllables like a kindergarten in school, K Kk lol brb smh OYO OMO LWKMD SMHFU!! Bros, please put the relationship on probation instanta.
3. SHE perpetually COMES OUT WITH YOU together with her GIRLS like a Girls Guide camping team!! This is an apt signal that this woman doesn't want to be with you alone! Look elsewhere or grab one amongst her friends if you’ll. Some ladies may even bring male friends simply to piss you off, whereas you foot the bills. Ask any University of Lagos Nigeria babe or graduate!!

4. SHE hardly takes personal photos with you! You’re the guy perpetually taking photos of the woman and all she does is snap the chicken and Zara bag gifts you got for her instead, then my bro, be ready to manoeuvre. She hardly gives you time on her DP, pm or fb, don't bother mentioning Instagram!! Don’t ignore this, it’s a cemented reality. Shes merely spending time.

5. SHE INTRODUCES YOU TO HER FRIENDS AS A ‘FRIEND’: Yeah right! That's a yellow card mate! What else are you waiting for?? Give the relationship a boot man!

6. SHE FLIRTS with your FRIENDS OR realise YOUR FRIENDS means COOLER: The worst that would happen is introducing your woman to your friends and she or he gets flirty with them. Jettison her.

7. SHE hardly COMMENT on your appearance! Mark you, everyone likes compliment do not overlook it.  If the whole world compliments you on your sweated look and she hardly cast a glance or comment, my bro, you are living in a fools paradise! Don’t sweat it.

8. SHE ACTS FRIENDLY WHENEVER SHE IS IN NEED: She calls you all the sweet names, ‘boo boo’, hun, bla bla … only if she wants a favour! You do not need to wait for Nigeria's President Jonathan 2015 before moving on!!

9. SHE FINDS YOU BORING whenever you are broke! Always on her phone the little time you are together, punching the phone as if she is writing another letter on behalf of Nigeria's Pa Olusegun Obasanjo! My bro, you are on in a fools paradise.

10. SHE calls you sparingly except when in dire need! She picks up the money at a pubic place, wont even bother to pick it up at your abode! She misses merry Christmas and comes up with a bagful of father Christmas excuses, the Happy new year greeting was drowned with the excuse of a jammed network, any meeting you are opportune to get at last is spent pinging and laughing at the device as if shes possessed! My dear mate and brother, as they say in Nigeria, you need deliverance if you choose to continue with the leech!! Your village people don trap you finally!! GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

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