Lesson to men. Before asking your girlfriend to perform oral sex on you make sure she is very happy with you. If possible appease her like a god. You know how sensitive that banana is, and its very painful when rough handled. On this unfortunate day, after a serious argument between Dayo and his girlfriend Folashade, he didn't make amends with her before going to bed. Then in the middle of the night his banana woke up, was erect like an iroko tree.
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You know women carry things on their mind a lot and like to hear that sentence "i am sorry" even when they are at fault, but my guy didn't still apologize. So he started touching Folashade who selpt with annoyance due to their quarrel. At first she told him she wasn't in the mood for it, but after much disturbance and touching from him, she decided to do it.
Their normal procedure was oral sex before the main sex. He offered to give her oral sex first, but she rather suggested she gives him first. My dear readers, hmmmmm, when Folashade got hold of his banana, and put it in her mouth, she gave him a bite of his life. She was seriously biting. She was biting his banana with so much annoyance and wickedness. She had NO mercy on him. He was screaming, crying and begging her, but that made her squeeze and bite it even more. He is lucky he is not one of these rich guys who live on Islands, if not, nobody would have heard him screaming and come to his rescue. Eventually neighbors came knocking at their door to know why he was screaming.
Their normal procedure was oral sex before the main sex. He offered to give her oral sex first, but she rather suggested she gives him first. My dear readers, hmmmmm, when Folashade got hold of his banana, and put it in her mouth, she gave him a bite of his life. She was seriously biting. She was biting his banana with so much annoyance and wickedness. She had NO mercy on him. He was screaming, crying and begging her, but that made her squeeze and bite it even more. He is lucky he is not one of these rich guys who live on Islands, if not, nobody would have heard him screaming and come to his rescue. Eventually neighbors came knocking at their door to know why he was screaming.
Only God knows what the argument was all about. But it must have been a serious issue, for her to bite his banana like that. He was immediately rushed to the hospital by neighbors while Folashade was handed over to the police the following morning.
It was serious o, he had to undergo surgery to fix his banana. Though they have broken-up, but i'm sure he will never forget her because she has left a lifetime scar on his banana. But girls are wicked sha...... tufiakwa!
Guys, hope you have learnt something from this story. MAKE SURE YOUR WOMAN IS VERY HAPPY WITH YOU BEFORE BLOWJOB, IF NOT............................
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